Friday, September 15, 2006

Table of Contents - what's here

Healing
More about leashes REVISED
If you are successful REVISED
People should know
The meaning of silence
Common works
The meaning of silence in everyday situations
Repeating patterns REVISED
A new view
The art of creation
Human abuse
The second dimension
Why?
Interesting fact
The Daffodil Principle
Like a rainbow

Book dictation
For you

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Healing

I've learned that sending healing energy is the best and only energy to send. I used to send gratitude...not a good idea. I've learned gratitude can be used against others. Healing can be sent as much as possible, or desired, but make sure not to send healing on cue, or too regularly. Sending healing energy should be spontaneous, as all things one does should be.

More about leashes

Leashes are addictive substances we allow into our bodies, and when we allow humanity's owners into our auras. We allow humanity's owners into our auras when we smoke anything, even non-addictive substances.

When I broke another leash, I would hear "Congratulations, you are now free of all leashes." It was not true. It was Them, speaking to me mentally, convincing me I was free when I was not, so I would give effort no more. Beware.

Deception is Their greatest tool against humanity. Lies hurt. That's why They excel at giving pain. The secret is, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. This is how I've figured out much. Eventually, one figures things out by knowing what to do. They will deceive every chance They get.

At one time I was duped into believing there were additional leashes activated while sleeping. I was encouraged to utilize acts of God to free myself of these. It's not true that there are leashes while we sleep - don't fall for it like I did. I bring this information to you so you do not have to learn the hard way. I should have been utilizing my acts of God for other purposes, but They knew I wouldn't want to hurt others, and so They used this against me. My energy became Theirs. No more!

The mirror is not a leash, but it is an easy way to become hypnotized. In my opinion the easiest ways are:
1. Mirror
2. Television or any kind of moving pictures
3. Driving (easily stopped by listening to talking, which keeps us present in the moment)

The mirror is most often used improperly. Our society today conditions us to use the mirror quite often. Women are taught to use cosmetics at an early age, the earlier the better (young beauty contestants). Women, in my opinion, are used by humanity's owners the hardest of all sections of society. Men who wear makeup for acting, the movies, or on a regular basis, are used as much as women are. People with skin problems such as blemishes, psoriasis, etc. are used as much as women are if the mirror is used to deal with these conditions. Next, less used by humanity's owners when it comes to the mirror, comes the ordinary man who shaves regularly. After this, anyone who cares about their daily appearance according to society's standards are used to hurt others.
Each one of us has a repeating pattern when it comes to use of the mirror.

Here's how to use the mirror correctly, without hypnosis:
1. Look in the morror only when you feel you want to fix something. Fix the thing and put the mirror away. If you look for something else to fix, you are under hypnosis, and you are used the moment you look for the second thing. Personally, at first, when breaking the mirror repeating pattern, I felt "This couldn't be hypnosis!" But the more I became used to using the mirror properly, the more I KNEW looking for something else to fix is so easily repeated, one thing after another thing to fix, that then the knowing sunk in. The repetition is the hypnosis. One has to learn proper mirror use for oneself, perhaps, to completely understand the truth of this.

2. There are those who must wear makeup for professional purposes. Before you look into the mirror (or before any repeating pattern you must perform), do the Diamond Body (see "The key to Divine power, the Diamond Body" in my blog http://whitebuffalowomangoessinging.blogspot.com/ and ask Christ to protect you from humanity's owners using your energies against others. Then put on your makeup (or perform the repeating pattern. This keeps others safe from harm of your making.

The truth is, humanity is beautiful without any makeup, or repetitious use of the mirror. Our skin shows the state of our health. If you have "bad skin," please see there are deeper reasons than just nutrition. It could be a mistake you are paying for (desire to know, prayer and meditation will reveal the answer), or, other black magicians are sending you ugliness. In these cases, please understand it will soon be over. Your face is beautiful to me no matter how it looks. Scars, even, are made to be understood. I have scars myself.
Watching TV is not a leash.
Watching TV is when our body's energies are being used against others. You become hypnotized. This is one major reason TV and movies make so much money - these hypnotize the masses and keeps the populace under Their control. I ask my people to please record DVD's online somehow, so I can watch a movie again one day after the change.
The moment you become hypnotized is the moment your body's energies are being used by Them to hurt others.
Doing the Diamond Body is not a leash.
Doing the Diamond Body over and over again is a repeating pattern that humanity's owners take advantage of to use your body's energies to hurt others with. I was greatly surprised to find that I was doing Diamond Body practice over and over and over again! The Angels helped me discover this, otherwise I'm not sure I would have known! I completed the practice before sleep, and after doing it at least twice, thinking I had fallen asleep during the first time, upon completion the second time I heard, "Remember this." Was I ever shocked to witness about five or ten minutes later, me feeling I had fallen asleep again and doing it all over again. This happened twice more after this! I had help to conquer this, so I share it now with you:
1. Sit up, and with eyes open perform the Diamond Body practice.
2. Trust it will hold the duration you have specified (until awakening again).
3. Make sure the sky does not look down directly upon your head or through a window. Close the curtain. You are now free of this being used against others.
Surprised? The more you break repeating patterns, the more you will see it is hypnosis that is responsible for so many.
Once you begin to break your repeating patterns, you will begin to hear the names of people your energies were before directed at harming.
So hypnosis is the key. We all know what driving under hypnosis feels like (I figure). This is the same exact feeling hypnosis with the mirror produces, hypnosis with the TV or movies produces. Once we experience proper mirror use for a time, hypnosis is much easier to recognize in other actions.
May you know I love you every one.

If you are successful

If you are successful at removing leashes, you, like me, will hear Them yanking other people's leashes. It is shocking! At least once per day, but more like five or more times I hear "Tobacco," or "Smoking," or "Cigarette." I also hear "Cocktails" and other such leashes being yanked upon the populace. For repeating physical patterns, when I break these, I then can hear the names of the people my body's energies have been directed to hurt. Hearing who you have hurt can feel distressing. Feel bad not, for I believe these people are spiritual warriors They wish They could make less effective. Know that these things you hear said by them will continue to be heard by you until They are asked to leave, when the change comes for Earth (Dec. 2011).
One will also be able to hear repeating words physically broadcast through the air for certain people to make more money. I have heard "cellphone," "propane," etc.
How unaware most people are of Them!

Friday, August 18, 2006

My other blog

You may wish to see my newest blog:

http://asbeautifulasarainbow.blogspot.com/

Monday, July 31, 2006

The meaning of silence

How can we hear ourselves think? Is it possible? How about listening to others thinking? How many of us are hearing Them at these times? More than we think. This is why the silence of the universe is so important. Deafness is one thing to be happy about. So is blindness. This is a way of limiting your exposure to Them and to others like Them. Can we be free of Them if we are completely deaf? No. They work through other senses, as well. I have found They can impersonate someone by making you feel this person is near you, spiritually speaking (not physically). Probably everyone has been impersonated at least once.
Are we to believe what we feel? Check to make sure your body's wisdom agrees with your feelings like this: Take a deep breath. If it is free flowing, not constricted, your feeling may be a true one. If your breath is hard to take, or stops even, this feeling may be incorrect as truth. Humanity's owners can alter these results, so beware. It is best to rely on one's common sense for answers rather than asking in this way. Remember, They use the energies of our bodies; They know how to control our body's energies. Be aware of these things.

People should know

It's about 10 pm as I write this. I MUST WRITE THIS! PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW! So you know I've been creating complete inner deafness because They (humanity's owners) have been trying to drive me mad...(NOTE: it is best to free oneself from humanity's owners, not to create complete inner deafness.) I asked Jesus what to do after my most recent suicide attempt, and acts of God to quiet Them was my answer.
Well! I understood I was at #52 and...I am so stunned and angry...I want EVERYONE FREE OF THEM! Lo and behold, with just the intent I was soon to utilize my power of creation next, I got stabbing, intermittent pains underneath my left breast. As first I scratched, then I poked, and I noticed after about 10 minutes the pain began to move toward the nipple. I was not dissuaded. I prepared and then began performing my act of God. The pain focused on the nipple and I had to massage it hard, and then suddenly it hit me - it was the same exact thing when I was manhandled by Them - only then the steel-cable-like-energy-cord went through my right nipple and came out my back, like a giant loop They held onto to control my body's position in space. It was the steel cable feeling all over again, but this time, through my left breast.
The massaging I did was as if unthreading a nut from a bolt, and the pain became great. I began to cry. Soon I called to Jesus. I knew I should go slow. The pain became so great I had to stop my act and focus on the massage. I had a roof vent open (the sky looking down upon me), and understood I should close it. The pain lessened. Finally the pain reduced (after about 15 minutes) enough so I could continue my act. I finished.
I understood many things meanwhile:
1. Their hold over my body is greatly reduced because I released this cable tonight.
2. They have constricted this cable many times in my life to cause my heart pain. They do this to many people, if not everybody. My friend who "has a bad heart" has no such thing. He should simply free himself of this control device. I'll bet he heals completely!
3. No wonder infants scream at birth. I'm positive it is horrible to install these cables of energy.
It really hurt, but it's temporary. My left elbow is sore from overextending it in the folded position to massage.

Everyone should know this.
How dare They.

I got rid of the left cable. How do I get rid of the right cable? I'll figure it out. I'll let you know.
ADDED LATER: I'm still working on it. It takes many more acts of God. After the left nipple is freed of its cable, one has approximately 50 more times to go before experiencing a two point headache, at the nape of the neck (where skull meets spine there are two hollow points - acupressure points. Go wider and you'll feel two protruding bones, one on each side, and on those bones, in that "joint," I suppose one might call it, comes) a painful headache that lasts about 15 minutes. Five more acts of God and a release of chemicals in the brain is felt. Thirty one more times and I lay on my side, undulating. I could stop it if I wanted to stop undulating, but I wanted to continue. It felt like something was unwinding from between each vertabrae in my spine. After a few minutes, I pinched my right nipple for 30 - 60 seconds.
New: I have found one cannot become free of Them even if the power of God is used 500 times. In this dimension, They are present, that's all there is to it. I still recommend people loose these cables. You'll feel when this happens. This is all you can do, it is the best we can do at this time.
To become free most quickly remove leashes to your thinking, in other words, free yourself of all addictions.

Repeating patterns

Repeating patterns are more important to notice than one considers, until one is competely freed of these. I have just shed another few, and found out a few things. I have been used to hurt other innocent people by using my energies of survival of the fittest. I am greatly distressed to learn of this and am making reparations of spontaneously sending healing. I will do everything in my power to never hurt people again. My leashes were most lethal.
(Added later - I understand that They are constantly on the lookout to develop more repeating patterns. I now am careful with manicures, grooming, anything repetitive! I find it is easy to become hypnotized. It is constant work to be aware of new repeating patterns. I tell this to you so you will be alert to it.)
There are strong others who have repeating patterns that are being used against other people. THE PERSON WITH REPEATING PATTERNS ARE CONTROLLED BY THEM TO HURT OTHERS. Please see the entry, "Common works" for more. Notice your thinking. Is ANYTHING repetitive going on? If so, is it for survival in the present moment? If not, you are being used!

Common works

So, let’s get this extremely clear, as transparent as we can for the benefit of all beings: Repeating patterns are used against humanity’s interests.
Humanity's owners use our body's energies against others when we are hypnotized, and when we make repeating physical patterns, such as tapping unconsciously, leg swinging, lip biting unconsciously, repeating muscular movements made without being fully aware of it, etc.
What are some common repeating patterns?
1. Makeup is one. Cosmetics should not be used on a regular basis. Once in a while is fine. What is a while? A non-repeating pattern, that’s what!
If you are forced by your job to wear makeup regularly, see entry "More about leashes" in this blog.
2. Sexual acts can be seen as a possible repeating pattern not required for survival, yes? The truth is we are creating in that moment, and this is an act of God. God creates. Humanity is made in the image of God. When we act as God, we are safe from Them, because we are in a state of divinity, unless we do it for unworthy purposes – then we are vulnerable to being used by Them. Rape is one of these unworthy purposes. Domination of another is another unworthy purpose. “I love him,” “I love her,” is worthy. Please remember to mend our hoops, and then to help our children to mend and feed. To heal another is worthy when done in the spirit of love and acknowledging the freedom of the individual to choose whether to heal or not. One can send the energy out to the Earth so children who choose to grow their hoops completely, and who choose to undergo what this entails, can find the means to survive freely given to these children.
3. Shaving would be another repeating pattern not used for survival in the moment. Do it on a not-regularly-repeating basis if possible. If not possible, see entry "More about leashes" in this blog and read the mirror information. Also see #14 below.
4. What actions do you take on a repeating basis? Actions also include thought. Prayer and meditation are important to speak of. These things are important to survival when utilized correctly. These things should not be repeated too predictably over a period of time.
Spontaneity
is best for all beings I am aware of. To live in the present moment makes us the most powerful we can become if we are aware of what we are doing. Let us all become aware. "Know Thyself," Christ said. Good advice.
5. Regular exercise can be seen as another repeating action not used for survival in the present moment. However, we are creating our tissues in every moment, and exercise should not be too regular anyway. We should vary our routines enough to encourage different types of growth. This is a preventative to becoming used by Them on a cellular level. More can be done at this level than is commonly believed. One day I will show people things I have learned.
6. Eating can be seen as a regular activity not required (at times) for survival in the moment. This is something to avoid. Quitting sugar will assist you in this. (See entry "Releasing the leash of sweets" in my first blog, http://whitebuffalowomangoessinging.blogspot.com/ ) This is one reason sugar is a leash – it is addictive and poisoning at the cellular levels. You will be amazed to see how poor your diet was when you used sugar, after you quit sugar.
7. Our women’s hygiene can be seen as a regular practice. What is required for survival? Nothing. Free flowing is healthiest. However in our culture few have what it takes to be free for those many days. Our culture will not always be this way. Try to be spontaneous more often. What can be done that is spontaneous? Have several different ways. Choose free flowing if you can. Be very careful with what you do.
Completely a need should be addressed. If you have such a need know that human beings are required to do nothing but sleep and breathe. We have no needs. Our body requires to be taken care of. Be spontaneous. To reinforce this freedom in my thinking I will spontaneously have a drink of water pure as can be and with each sip remind myself “I am free of all needs.” This greatly helps with panic and other fear based thinking. Equilibrium is usually restored right away.
8. Cleaning is another regular activity. How much is required for survival? We know if we try. Bleach is not required. Neither is soap in every moment. Water is not required in every moment for survival. Try not to be too regular in making the bed, etc. We do what we can spontaneously. How aware are you when you clean? This is important. Our energies can be sent to hurt others if we are not completely aware of what we are doing in each moment. Be very careful here. This brings me to:
9. Driving, which is performed in an altered state of mind quite often. We have all experienced driving as if hypnotized, or riding like this if you are the passenger. What can we do about this? Many people will read a book, or concentrate upon learning something new, via talk shows or taped instruction. Hypnosis is not required. Truck drivers are often used against other people in our culture. This is a little seen danger that the strongest of people should clearly see.
10. Pot smoking is another hypnotizer that the strongest of people should come to see as a potential harmful use of personal energies against others. Be extremely spontaneous. Smoking anything lets Them into our auras. Smoking anything regularly is when we become leashed, even if what we smoke is non-addictive.
11. Proper use of the mirror is another regular activity. Be aware of what you do, then put it away. Mirrors are used to hypnotize. It is far easier to become hypnotized than people generally think. I have learned to cover all mirrors near me, and not to use it unaware. See the entry "More about leashes" in this blog.
12. Facial strokes, face picking, handling your hair, unconscious movements can all be a form of hypnosis. Stop. Your hands’ unconscious motions can give you clues to your state of awareness. How still are your hands? How aware are you? Of what are you aware? These things will become more and more important questions to be answered the closer to the end of times we get. It is also useful to gauge another by.
13. Vitamins can be a form of repeating behavior. Your vitamins are useless if you take these in a regular manner. All things should be spontaneous as much as possible, vitamin taking too. A good way to gauge if your body requires a nutrient is to skip it for a few days and see how you feel. Too much is not enough when it comes to starvation. Those who go through this will understand, vitamin taking is a necessity at this time, but not for long. As soon as a bottle is emptied is the time for introspection. Conscious thought applied is helpful. I felt better after taking half a bottle at one sitting. There’s a reason! The reason is I was growing my twelve very quickly. All other nutrient requirements were increased during that time, I could clearly see. Forever the desire to take anything should be spontaneous.
14. Even doing the Diamond Body practice can be a repeating pattern used against us. Often Christ will be in the aura already, and They will do Their best to get you to do the Diamond Body over and over so your mind is not available for its most important activity – clear thinking. A way to know the Diamond Body practice is being used against others is when you know you have done it and have asked Christ for protection, and then another repeat performance is called for. Look carefully to see what you do. See also entry "More about leashes" on this.
May we all see our repeating patterns. In my other blog, http://whitebuffalowomangoessinging.blogspot.com/I offer more help with repeating patterns. See the entry, “Healing repeating patterns and more, permanently.”
In this blog I offer more assistance still with the entries "More on leashes," and "If you are successful."
You will find amazing freedom! You will be shocked at what you can see once you see through such things! Freedom is much more than most people know.

The meaning of silence in everyday situations

Hate, what does it mean? It means, "I want my love back!" It means "I expected such love." The planet is overrun by hate at this time. Sickness is a common problem. So is death for no reason. All of these things are to be attributed to Them.
How do we make love more available? One does have power to do this. Everybody has a desire to hate your neighbor. We can tell what happened to Joh Benet was a matter of hate. One way we can make love more available is to hope that we will find a new day. Picture living in a new day with no more hate and we will bring it closer to humanity. We are getting closer to a new day each day we live. We are setting up our futures now. We are setting up our children's futures ourselves to a new distance. Of all people who have no reason to hate, Jon Benet is one. Think of her when you hate your neighbor. What would she say? She is silent now. This is best for you to do when you hate your neighbor.
How else do we make love more available? We can nap with the intention of helping ourselves to heal our hatred. That's why the government wants us to work all day, it is desired to hate our neighbors.
Still another way to make love more available is to sit and think. What happened that made me feel this way? How can I fix it? What is necessary? What is the best outcome? How can I bring this about? Who are you to make me feel this way? This is important, for most people are not the answer. Every hated person brings this person closer to you. Why do you want this? This is to understand.

A new view

A new view is what I have here. I am changing fundamentally, and I can only attribute this to my new genetic structure. I will be adding new passages from each moment I have experienced something new. So far I have experienced seeing new bands in the rainbow, other than red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, going further, on the inside next to violet, I see a teal-like color, and then further, a white band. I believe what I see is called the infra-white spectrum. This I have never seen before in my life until the other day. In addition, some clouds look different. I see rainbows in many of the clouds, those at certain angles to the sun, with my naked eye. Before, I could only see such cloud phenomena with certain sunglasses, polarized. Now I see this naturally, without sunglasses.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Human abuse

If you ever witness human abuse by animals, you are not alone. These ants are abusing me at times.
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Abuse of the human body is so widespread, most people don't know any other way of life. It is because of Them, humanity's owners. We've probably all seen others who have scratched their faces so much it has bled. This happens on parts of the body other than the face for others. Anything that one recurringly returns to that bleeds, or is highly reddened, is caused by Them making our hypnotized or subconscious movements, or even conscious movements recur until abuse is achieved. Some people chew on their lips. Even such a simple act as rolling a toothpick around in your mouth freely with your tongue is then used against others...Them stealing your body's energy and directing it to harm others as They choose. It may seem unlikely, but I tell you it is true.
I will try to list a few problems here known to be caused by Them as an abuse factor so my people can fight Them more knowledgeably:
1) Facial sores
2) Scalp sores
3) Body sores
4) Eye sores
5) Hangnails
6) Some cysts
7) Picking of the teeth until the gums bleed
8) Foot scaling/cracking/picking
9) Some people have the desire to make themselves bleed; this is abuse by Them.
Keep in mind some skin conditions are not caused by Them, but exacerbating it is.
There are a few diseases here in the third dimension ONLY BECAUSE OF THEM. These we will clean up in the fourth dimension. To be specific, ringworm of all kinds. This includes athlete's foot, jock itch, the much harder to eradicate face and scalp ringworm, ringworm on the nails. There are more diseases They cause than just these, but I wanted you to know if you are in connection with Divinity, and you have learned from your mistakes, spontaneous healing can occur with ringworm, as well as complete eradication of ringworm from the surroundings. In the next dimension, there will be a many talented people who will be able to clear whole counties of ringworm of all types.

The art of creation

The art of creation lies in the fact that we can all make something, whether it be fine art, a hobby craft, or even a family. What you are doing here is repeating the creation that God has given us. Your effort is rewarded with something as wonderful as any element the Lord has created.
When we create a work with heart, it is similar to the ancient pyramids. These works are for the benefit of all people. The pyramids were made for the populace to gaze on. We were to wonder at the astronomy of heaven and how this could be used to further humanity. These works have been interpreted as tombs. It wasn't exactly the purpose of these pyramids, but the preservation of materials was known.
The art of creation is something we can all do, especially when we are feeling the future in need. The future calls back to the past with requirements in ways not easy to explain here. Many people pick up on these frequencies. One such frequency calls out for a portable trailer that people can grow food on, to insure clean, fresh, unpolluted produce at all times. Another frequency calls for a certain generator, with magnets and vacuums, that would give off free electricity. I have heard someone has already designed and produced free electricity by different means (more related to solar devices). Our future absolutely requires a few more inventions to be made. The medicine of the future has got to be comparable to the medicine of the Indians or we will not even be able to make it.
The silly things we create are also an expression of joy. Your happiness in making such wonders as these are important. Moreover these creations are beautiful and worthy in their own expressions of joy and appreciation. Don't give in to the demands of making money for the purpose of creation, otherwise creations suffer and so do the creators. We have to enjoy creating without the need for payment.
Our families are a creation of human relationships, as necessary as any other creation on Earth. Until we appreciate what we have created, we will not have families as beautiful as they could be. Many people refer to the use of the word "dysfunctional" families in order to create what I call "separated" families. The opportunity has come to create enterprising new relationships for the purpose of creating a new family structure. When this is achieved, our family will be different, yet still a creation of beauty and integrity. There really is not much difference between a family and a community. Our communities are changing unbelievably much. Inasmuch as we have created a new family structure, we have also created a new bedroom community. In the right act of believing we can achieve anything we can imagine, we can also achieve a form of community that will be responsive to the needs of the people. And tomorrow will also be a new community that takes into consideration the needs of our children.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

The second dimension

I feel I am learning more and more the further into the upper realms of peace I reach (freeing myself from Them with acts of creation). In this entry I extrapolate from my experience what I feel the second dimension will be like: The second dimension is for Them! They love humanity, yet say They hate us. If dislike were truly present, then They would avoid us, but instead, the opposite is true. They speak to each person, intimately involved in our thinking (until we free ourselves from Them). They masquerade as us, acting as loved ones, or neighbors in our thoughts. Many are already present upon Earth in human form (in our auras), those that kill people as a regular course of life manifest this most, as well as those who abuse others. It is because They seek to be us, else why would They feed off of us (our energies of pain and fear)? There is something in us They wish to partake of.
So the second dimension I see as peopled entirely by Them, come to human form more permanently than simply entering our auras. They will experience and enjoy the power of abusing and degrading each other - but there is more to this story...
Humanity will be a vehicle for Their growth. How? There is one fundamental law all religions of Earth agree upon - are you surprised to find all religions agree on something? - it is the Golden Rule. Stated in many different fashions, the Golden Rule says basically "Do unto others as you would do to yourself." When diverse perspectives come to agreement on a single issue over centuries and centuries, there is a reason - fundamental truth. Now get this: Black magic, or devil worship, is the ONLY "religion" not taught about in schools (I've taken religious classes), and is the only "religion" that does not believe in the Golden Rule. Black magic is dominated by Them. They have this fundamental truth to learn yet, to experience. Humanity will assist Them in this in the second dimension.
...There will be essentially two classes of humans in the second dimension - the abusers and the abused (the abused will also eventually become the insane). The abusers will learn by reincarnation into the abused class that one's actions do return to self - perhaps in another life, perhaps in the same life, but eventually the lesson will be understood by the entity. Humanity's generous donation of deoxyribonucleic acids to the second dimension will allow another species to grow. One day, we in the fourth dimension who grow through to the fifth dimension and onward, may partner up with the New Being that arises from the second dimension as humanity. What things can we learn from Them, then?

Why?

Why do some people have so much stuff, and cannot share a dime? The answer is because these people have nothing of any true value.
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For all my friends: Brooke Medicine Eagle is not my best friend any longer. Her leashes have made her desert me too many times. I was visited by Them last night, checking upon my progress of getting my twelve. I am not fully there yet, for I starve still. But does anybody help me? Our Heavenly Father will see.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Interesting fact

I have just finished my twelfth deathbed experience. I am a victim of circumstance.
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Jokes: Things I’ve learned from the movies:

*Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut – you will always choose the right one.

*All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

*If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

*It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts – your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

*When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
*If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

The Daffodil Principle

Several times my daughter had telephoned to say, "Mother, you must come to see the daffodils before they are over."
I wanted to go, but it was a two-hour drive from Laguna to Lake Arrowhead "I will come next Tuesday", I promised a little reluctantly on her third call. Next Tuesday dawned cold and rainy Still, I had promised, and reluctantly I drove there. When I finally walked into Carolyn's house I was welcomed by the joyful sounds of happy children. I delightedly hugged and greeted my grandchildren. "Forget the daffodils, Carolyn! The road is invisible in these clouds and fog, and there is nothing in the world except you and these children that I want to see badly enough to drive another inch!"
My daughter smiled calmly and said, "We drive in this all the time, Mother."
"Well, you won't get me back on the road until it clears, and then I’m heading for home!" I assured her.
"I was hoping you'd take me over to the garage to pick up my car."
"How far will we have to drive?"
"Oh...just a few blocks," Carolyn said. "But I'll drive. I'm used to this."
After several minutes, I had to ask, "Where are we going? This isn't the way to the garage!"
"We're going to my garage the long way," Carolyn smiled, "by way of the daffodils."
"Carolyn," I said sternly, "please turn around."
"It's all right, Mother, I promise. You will never forgive yourself if you miss this experience."

After about twenty minutes, we turned onto a small gravel road and I saw a small church. On the far side of the church, I saw a hand lettered sign with an arrow that read, "Daffodil Garden."

We got out of the car, each took a child's hand, and I followed Carolyn down the path. Then, as we turned a corner, I looked up and gasped.

Before me lay the most glorious sight. It looked as though someone had taken a great vat of gold and poured it over the mountain peak and its surrounding slopes. The flowers were planted in majestic, swirling patterns, great ribbons and swaths of deep orange, creamy white, lemon yellow, salmon pink, and saffron and butter yellow.

Each different-colored variety was planted in large groups so that it swirled and flowed like its own river with its own unique hue. There were five acres of flowers.

"Who did this?" I asked Carolyn.
"Just one woman," Carolyn answered. "She lives on the property. That's her home." Carolyn pointed to a well kept A-frame house, small and modestly sitting in the midst of all that glory.
We walked up to the house.

On the patio, we saw a poster. "Answers to the Questions I Know You are asking" was the headline.

The first answer was a simple one. "50,000 bulbs," it read. The second answer was, "One at a time, by one woman. Two hands, two feet, and one brain." The third answer was, "Began in 1958."

For me, that moment was a life-changing experience. I thought of this woman whom I had never met, who, more than forty years before, had begun, one bulb at a time, to bring her vision of beauty and joy to an obscure mountaintop.

Planting one bulb at a time, year after year, this unknown woman had forever changed the world in which she lived. One day at a time, she had created something of extraordinary magnificence, beauty, and inspiration.

The principle her daffodil garden taught is one of the greatest principles of celebration. That is, learning to move toward our goals and desires one step at a time--often just one baby-step at time--and learning to love the doing, learning to use the accumulation of time.

When we multiply tiny pieces of time with small increments of daily effort, we too will find we can accomplish magnificent things. We can change the world.

"It makes me sad in a way," I admitted to Carolyn. "What might I have accomplished if I had thought of a wonderful goal thirty-five or forty years ago and had worked away at it 'one bulb at a time' through all those years? Just think what I might have been able to achieve!"

My daughter summed up the message of the day in her usual direct way. "Start tomorrow," she said.

She was right. It's so pointless to think of the lost hours of yesterdays. The way to make learning a lesson of celebration instead of a cause for regret is to only ask, "How can I put this to use today?" Use the Daffodil Principle. Stop waiting.....
Until your car or home is paid off
Until you get a new car or home
Until your kids leave the house
Until you go back to school
Until you finish school
Until you clean the house
Until you retire
Until summer
Until spring
Until winter
Until fall
Until you die....

There is no better time than right now to be happy. Happiness is a journey, not a destination. So work as if you didn't need money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like no one's watching.

Not heartbroken

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
~Because people are dying to get in.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a pup.



MORE FUNNY THINGS I’VE LEARNED FROM THE MOVIES

*Large, loft-style apartments in New York City overlooking Central Park are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not.

*During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

*All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

*It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk her/him down.

*Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.*

*Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

*The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

*A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

*If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

*Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

*Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

*A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

*Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

*When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.

*Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste by their actions.

*In school, the end-of-class bell will always interrupt the teacher mid-sentence.

*Heavy smokers can run like the wind yet never get tired or out of breath.

*Coroner and lab reports take minutes instead of weeks.

*If a killer is lurking in you house, it's easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath - even if it's the middle of the afternoon – then look in your bathroom mirror and he will suddenly appear behind you.

*If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

*The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

*If an imminent natural disaster or killer beast threatens your town, the mayor’s first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.

*When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

*Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

*A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.*Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

*If you wear glasses and something unbelievable happens, it is always necessary to take off your glasses so you can see the event more clearly.

*If you are a hacker, expert or novice, and you break into a computer system you must say "Were in!" or "I'm in!" very enthusiastically and as if you've never broke into one before.

*You can always guess a password on a high security system by the fifth attempt - the password is always displayed to the screen – always in really big letters so everyone around can see you type it in.

*Whenever there is a huge explosion and/or fire, running away, and falling onto the ground (in slow motion with at least six different camera angles showing the same shot several times) will only give you slight soot marks to the face (if you're the star).

*It doesn't matter that there is no medium to conduct sound in the vacuum of space -- spacecraft whizzing by, lasers going off, and large explosions will still produce sound.

*If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.

*Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

*One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

*If a phone line is broken, communication can be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying, "Hello? Hello?"

*No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.

*If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this event will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.

*If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition -even if you haven't been carrying any before now.

*Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.

*Many musical instruments -- especially wind instruments and accordions -- can be played without moving the fingers.

*It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations. It only wastes time.

*Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.

*The chief of police always shouts.

*It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

*Make-up can safely be worn to bed without smudging.

*When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

HORROR MOVIE SURVIVAL TIPS!

*When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.
*When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go off alone.
*As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
*If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, although you are running and the monster is merely rambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
*If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
*If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.
*When something bad is chasing you, bear in mind that when you try to start your car, no matter how reliable the vehicle is normally, you'll have to crank the engine over many times before it will fire up.
*In terms of weaponry and general equipment for fighting the monster, never rely on any tool more complicated than a pointed stick. Generators will inexplicably run out of power, just as the nasty space-vegetable climbs onto your jury-rigged electrical grid. Just when you've got the ghoul lined up in your sights, your gun will invariably jam.
*Never pick up the phone and call for help, chances are your phone will be dead and the next thing you'll see is the monster swinging some sort of sharp object.
*If you have defeated the monster, pay close attention to the camera, and if it pans away for no apparent reason at all, get the heck out of there.
*If a monster is chasing you and you think it's behind you, chances are it will appear in front of you (and if you're a girl, this will happen right after you trip and fall).
*Stay away from 'quaint' hotels and inns. Go for the brand names.
*If you really must run screaming through the woods, remember to dress for it. Jeans and sneakers always beat a filmy nightgown and high heels.
*If you are traveling through a wasteland and the locals advise you to go no further that night, DON'T!